dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
