can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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