Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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