clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
I have aggressive nipples.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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