I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
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