Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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