He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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