It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
