Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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