It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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