ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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