I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
Randomize
