omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I'm determined to sit on that face.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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