She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
you didnt know i had herpes?
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
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