I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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