sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
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