The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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