This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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