Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
Randomize
