I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
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