Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
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