I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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