I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
I just forgot I was standing up.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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