i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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