On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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