dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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