I never want to see another naked old woman again.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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