If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
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