he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
I'm just crazy horny about you
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Randomize
