he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Randomize
