please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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