Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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