I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
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