The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
You pole danced in your parka.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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