I love black thongs
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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