I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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