why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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