I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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