last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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