If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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