her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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