Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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