Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
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