he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
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