we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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