last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
You may now shotgun with the bride
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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