I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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