I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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