i don't like sucking hair
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
Randomize
