it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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