How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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