i just had sex bonerless
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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