I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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