Im at strip club and am horny
How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I'm at about main and main street
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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